The Best Seinfeld Recipes, Crafts, Printables & More! (2024)

Here is a roundup of the very best Seinfeld recipes, crafts, printables, and more! Sure to make you giggle AND inspire you.

Anyone who knows me well knows that I LOOOVE Seinfeld. I mean, LOVE. As in, I’ve watched the entire series many, many, many times through. And yet, I still laugh out loud – very loudly, might I add! – every time I watch an episode. I just love the offbeat sense of humor that Seinfeld brings to the table. I adore sitcoms in general – particularly 90s era sitcoms – and Seinfeld is one of my FAVORITES. Maybe #1.

This Seinfeld themed roundup post has been stewing in my brain for quite some time. Anytime I see black and white cookies or chocolate babka on Pinterest I giggle to myself and think that I should do a Seinfeld recipes themed post. Along with the Seinfeld recipes, I decided to mix in some Seinfeld inspired printables, crafts and parties as well just to make this post even more fun. I hope that this roundup of Seinfeld recipes, printables, crafts and parties brings a smile to your face and that it puts you in the mood to go watch some Seinfeld! (Hulu has them all streaming!)

Seinfeld Recipes

Black and White Cookies from If You Give a Blonde a Kitchen

“The key to eating a black and white cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet, still, somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie. All our problems would be solved.” – Jerry

Mulligatawny Soup from iFOODblogger

“NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Chocolate Babka from Baker by Nature

Do you agree with Elaine? Is chocolate babka the superior babka? Or do you agree with Jerry? Does the cinammon babka take a back seat to no babka? Which one will YOU be bringing to the dinner party?

Easy Parmesan Risotto from Countryside Cravings

“I feel full after the risotto . . .” I’m just going to leave it at that. Heehee. 😉

Eggplant (Parmesan) Calzone from King Arthur Flour

Big Stein needs that daily calzone fix!!

Peach Frozen Yogurt from Fitness Food Diva

Makinaw peaches as frozen yogurt?! Newman would be pushing you out of line to get to this one!

Lobster Soft Scrambled Eggs from feedfeed

If you’re kosher you should try not to incur the wrath of a man suffering from shrinkage. Hahaha!

Homemade Junior Mints from Taste and Tell Blog

“Who’s gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It’s chocolate, it’s peppermint, it’s delicious. It’s very refreshing!”

Beef Gyros {Slow Cooker or Insta Pot} from Tastes Better from Scratch

Queensboro Plaza, here Kramer comes!!

Copycat Arby’s Beef and Cheddar from 4 Sons ‘R’ Us

Feels like an Arby’s night . . . Puddy ROCKS!

No-Bake Peanut Butter Cheerios Bars from Pillsbury

Cereal, cereal, and more cereal! Jerry must hold a Cheerios eating record or something!

Homemade Twix Bars from Tastes Better From Scratch

“Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch!” -Georgie Boy

Marble Rye from The Girl in the Little Red Kitchen

“Shut up, you old bag!” 😉 Take it from the good folks at Seinfeld, it’s never a good idea to steal a marble rye from an old lady and bring it into the house of your future in-laws through a window with a fishing pole . . .

Lemon Poppyseed “Muffin Top” Cookies from Rumbly in my Tumbly

As Elaine points out, it’s really the best to get an entire muffin and POP the top, but we will take what we can get, right?! Just be careful with those poppyseeds if you have an opium test coming up . . . 😉

Restaurant-Quality Lobser Bisque from Sweet & Savory

“Oh, I mentioned the bisque . . .” That’s all I have to say on this one. LOL!

Seinfeld Printables

Name Wall Art Free Printable from The Okie Home

Clean. Classic. Love it.

NO SOUP FOR YOU Printable (Found on Etsy)

Festivus Printable from Bombshell Bling

“A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!” Get ready, because Frank Costanza is ready to rumble! 😉

HAPPY FESTIVUS: Free Festivus Printable Card from Bombshell Bling

Seinfeld Printable Valentine

“You’re the Bear Claw in the Garbage Bag of My Life!” Thanks, Green Lantern. 😉

Customizable Party Invitation (Found on Etsy)

Best Seinfeld party invite ever. Customizable too!

George Costanza Nap Quote Printable from Bombshell Bling

This classic George Costanza quote pretty much sums up my life! LOL!

Junior Mint Kramer Quote Printable (Found on Etsy)

Quote Gift Tags (Found on Etsy)

Seinfeld Crafts

Soup Nazi Stamped Spoons (Found on Etsy)

Cross Stitch Patterns

I love the detail of the funny iconic phrases around the edges!

Serenity Now! Stamped Keychain (found on Etsy)

Serenity now . . . insanity later! 😉 Perfect for road rage moments, unless, of course, you prefer “HOOCHIE MAMA!”

“I Can’t Spare a Square.” Cross Stitch Pattern (Found on Etsy)

“Oh, is it two-ply? Cause if it’s two-ply, I’ll take one ply. One ply, one, one! puny little ply, I’ll take one measly ply.” -Elaine

“These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty!” Upcycled Serving Tray from Sandpaper and Glue

What’s YOUR interpretation of the famous line? Maybe Woody Allen will choose you for the part instead of Kramer! 😉

“These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty” Cross Stitch Pattern (Found on Etsy)

Seinfeld Parties

Throwing an Amazing Sein Party from Just Measuring Up

SOOOOO many great party ideas here! The cupcake toppers are everything, don’t you think?

Jerry’s Girlfriends Party Game (Found on Etsy)

This is a brilliant party game! I wish I could play it!

Seinfel Celebration – Birthday Party from Michelle’s Party Plan-It

I have never seen anything like this Seinfeld party. It’s unbelievable. Every last detail is exquisite. Do yourself a favor and check it out!

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Did you see anything on this list that inspired you? A new project? Party inspiration? Some Seinfeld recipes that could be tomorrow’s dinner? I hope so! Most of all, I hope it inspired you to go watch some Seinfeld and laugh the day away!

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If you enjoyed this roundup of Seinfeld recipes, crafts, printable, and parties, then you may also enjoy my Gilmore Girls inspired roundup. Hooray for funny tv shows!